What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I like God is love and lives within you.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?